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  <body-html>&lt;p&gt;There&#8217;s nothing like a good comeback. It&#8217;s witty, snappy and completely devastating to your verbal sparring partner. A woman once said to US President Calvin Coolidge: &#8220;I&#8217;ve made a bet with a friend that I can get you to say at least three words to me this evening. What do you have to say to that?&#8221; Coolidge looked at her and calmly replied: &#8220;You lose.&#8221;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But how many times have you gone completely blank when arguing with someone, only to think of the perfect comeback an hour later? It&#8217;s too late, of course. Whoever you were arguing with is long gone, and even if they&#8217;re still around, a witty comeback is only witty if it&#8217;s delivered off the cuff. More than anything, you wish you could wind back time and deliver your riposte at the perfect moment. That&#8217;s l&#8217;esprit de l&#8217;escalier.&lt;/p&gt;</body-html>
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  <body>There&#8217;s nothing like a good comeback. It&#8217;s witty, snappy and completely devastating to your verbal sparring partner. A woman once said to US President Calvin Coolidge: &#8220;I&#8217;ve made a bet with a friend that I can get you to say at least three words to me this evening. What do you have to say to that?&#8221; Coolidge looked at her and calmly replied: &#8220;You lose.&#8221;

But how many times have you gone completely blank when arguing with someone, only to think of the perfect comeback an hour later? It&#8217;s too late, of course. Whoever you were arguing with is long gone, and even if they&#8217;re still around, a witty comeback is only witty if it&#8217;s delivered off the cuff. More than anything, you wish you could wind back time and deliver your riposte at the perfect moment. That&#8217;s l&#8217;esprit de l&#8217;escalier.
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